Romancing The Stone Cold

| USA | Romantic | February 28, 2013

(I’m texting my boyfriend about Valentine’s Day, which I don’t want to celebrate, but he does.)

Me: “Take your pick. Valentine’s Day or sex.”

Boyfriend: “Easy.”

Me: “I thought you’d see it my way.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, so Valentine’s Day it is.”

Me: “You’re giving up sex for that?”

Boyfriend: “Yep!”

Me: “You’re giving up something fun for both of us for a Hallmark holiday?”

Boyfriend: “Pretty much, love.”

Me: “F*** you. Wait! You’re not getting any!”

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