Romancing The Stone Cold
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| February 28, 2013
(I’m texting my boyfriend about Valentine’s Day, which I don’t want to celebrate, but he does.)
Me: “Take your pick. Valentine’s Day or sex.”
Boyfriend: “Easy.”
Me: “I thought you’d see it my way.”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, so Valentine’s Day it is.”
Me: “You’re giving up sex for that?”
Boyfriend: “Yep!”
Me: “You’re giving up something fun for both of us for a Hallmark holiday?”
Boyfriend: “Pretty much, love.”
Me: “F*** you. Wait! You’re not getting any!”
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