Romance Takes A Day Off
(My husband has a very bad cold, and is laying on the couch under a blanket.)
Husband: “Ugh, I’m dying.”
Me: “You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do.”
Husband: *glaring at me* “Did you really just quote Ferris Bueller’s Day Off at me?”
Me: “That was the most epic set up ever. How could I not?”