Romance Destroyed By A Giant Snake
(I’m cuddling my boyfriend, and am wrapped around him.)
Me: “You’re my eucalyptus tree.”
Boyfriend: “You’re my koala, or giant spider thing. Or that snake thing…what is it? Anaconda? Yeah, they eat koalas.”
(I’m cuddling my boyfriend, and am wrapped around him.)
Me: “You’re my eucalyptus tree.”
Boyfriend: “You’re my koala, or giant spider thing. Or that snake thing…what is it? Anaconda? Yeah, they eat koalas.”