Roll Reversal

(I’m stumbling online and looking at a really yummy apple empanada recipe.)

Me: “Baby, someday I’m gonna learn how to cook and make you some really yummy things.”

Boyfriend: “I don’t think so. I think I have about an 60% chance of that happening.”

Me: “Then I’ll go to bakeries and buy you really yummy things.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, that’s a lot more likely.”