Rocky Mountain Oysters Do NOT Come From The Ocean
(I am a fourth-grade teacher.)
Student: “Mr. [My Name], do you like oysters?”
Me: “Yes.”
Student: “Great! I’ll bring you some.”
Me: *wondering how he intends to do that, since we live in Missouri* “Oh, you don’t have to do that.”
Student: “It’s no problem. I’ll bring ’em as soon as my dad’s done castrating the bulls.”
Me: “You really don’t have to do that.”
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