Rock Solid Faith

(I’m driving back from school with my five-year-old daughter in the car, and listening to hard rock on the radio. My daughter has just attended religion class.)

Daughter: *playing air guitar and headbanging in her seat* “Yeah! Mom, this music ROCKS! THANK YOU, God! For inventing rock!”

Me: *jokingly* “You know, they say it was actually the devil who invented rock music.”

Daughter: “Oh. Wow. THANK YOU, Devil! Even though you’re evil, for inventing rock!”