Rock Isn’t Phat

| MN, USA | Related | July 19, 2012

(When my dad was younger he went to a lot of rock concerts, so now that I’m old enough to go he takes me to a bunch. We’re coming back from a heavy metal concert by a band who really likes to push the envelope with a lot of controversial themes. I was afraid my dad was going to get offended but he doesn’t say anything. I finally get the guts to ask what he thought of the show on the way home.)

Me: “Dad?”

Dad: “Yes?”

Me: “What did you think of the show?”

Dad: “Oh, it was great!”

Me: “Wait, really?”

Dad: “Yeah! I’d like copies of their CDs actually if you have them.”

Me: “Really!? So, you didn’t get offended?”

Dad: “Oh, please. No, actually one thing did offend me.”

Me: “What?”

Dad: “You know how before the show started that girl was crowd surfing and she flashed

Me: “Yes?

Dad: “Yes that offended me, but only because she was really fat.”

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