Rock And Drum Roll…

(My dad mentions he is going to a concert.)

Me: “Oh, who are you going to see?”

Dad: “Styx.”

Me: “Oh, cool.”

Dad: “I always thought ‘Styx’ and ‘The Rolling Stones’ should go on tour together.”

(It takes me a second to figure out why.)

Me & Dad: “The Styx and Stones tour!”

Dad: “Yeah!”

Me: “Oh! Maybe Styx and Stones really will break their bones… especially if Keith Richards is still performing…”