Roar If You Love Me
Boyfriend: “You know how I feel about you…”
Me: “Mmm.”
Boyfriend: “…and I know you’re not comfortable enough to say it yet…”
(I grumble.)
Boyfriend: “…but that’s perfectly fine. You’ll say it when you’re ready.”
Me: “Um…um…RAWR!”
(This is accompanied by dinosaur claw hand motions.)
Boyfriend: “I love you, too!”
Me: “Oh, good. I’m glad you understood what I was referencing.”
Boyfriend: “I speak dinosaur fluently.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?