Righteous Insinuation

(A lady is looking at cross jewelry while the manager is helping her. Note that the manager is female and is a bit heavy set.)

Customer: “Do you have a coworker that can help me?”

Manager: “I’m afraid not. Is there a problem?”

Customer: “I don’t want to be helped by someone that’s pregnant but hasn’t gotten married.”

Manager: “Um… well… I’m a virgin.”

Customer: *goes wide-eyed and quickly leaves*