Righteous Indie-nation
(A customer walks over to the first aisle and taps each and every last CD case with his finger while saying either ‘mainstream’ or ‘sell-out’. He proceeds to do this with every single CD in the store, which takes him about 25 minutes. He then walks up to the counter.)
Customer: “What a bunch of mainstreamers you guys are! Don’t you have anything more obscure?”
Me: “We do have a pretty large indie section, which you seemed to have skimmed over.”
Customer: “You call those indie? I’ve heard of every single one of them. They’re all sell-outs.”
Me: “So, what is it that you’re looking for?”
Customer: “How the h*** should I know? If I’ve already heard of it, I wouldn’t buy it.”
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