Judging By Their Cover
(I’m stocking the front-of-store. A couple asks me for help.)
Wife: “Hi, we’re looking for a gift for a really weird friend of ours. He’s really hard to shop for.”
Me: “Sure, what sort of thing are you looking for?”
Husband: “No, he’s really weird. He actually likes to read books.”
Wife: “Hush, honey. He works in a bookstore. He’s probably weird, too.”
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