Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Copyright
Customer: “Do you copy DVDs?”
Me: “Yes we do, as long as they don’t contain copyrighted material.”
Customer: “What do you mean?”
Me: “We can copy your DVDs if they consist of content that you created.”
Customer: “Well, it’s a season of a TV show.”
Me: “That would be copyrighted.”
Customer: “Oh, no it’s not.”
Me: “Yes, TV shows are copyrighted.”
Customer: “But it was recorded legally.”
Me: “What do you mean it was recorded legally?”
Customer: “My friend recorded it for me.”
Me: “That would be illegal.”
Customer: “No, it’s not. He pays for his cable, and he copied a series for me, and I want another copy of it.”
Me: “Yes, that’s illegal.”
Customer: “Why?”
Me: “Because you have to pay for cable too if you want to watch it. And you can probably buy them on DVD at the store.”
Customer: “Nope, not this show!”
Me: “Well it’s still illegal. I won’t be able to copy them.”
Customer: “Ugh!”