Sell To A Betta Person
Customer: “I want betta fish. What size tank for those?”
Me: “I recommend at least a gallon, but if you can afford a five gallon one, that would be great!”
(The customer picks up one that holds only a pint of water.)
Customer: “How about this one?”
Me: “I really don’t recommend keeping your betta in a tank that small. Those are meant for temporary holding only. It’s not suited as a permanent home.”
Customer: “Why the h*** not? It says it’s for betta fish!”
Me: “Yes but that tank does not offer the amount of room necessary for a betta. It might be able to survive for a time, but it’s the equivalent of shoving a large dog in a closet and keeping it there for two years.”
Customer: “You don’t know what you’re talking about! Fish don’t think. They can’t feel pain. They’re nothing.”
Me: “As a matter of fact, they do. Their perception of pain is even more sensitive than humans.”
Customer: “Why should I care?”
Me: “If you don’t care, why do you want one if the first place?”
Customer: “To look nice! I want a pretty fish for people to look at when they visit my home!”
(I realize this customer isn’t going to provide a decent home for the fish, and refuse her the sale. The store owner agrees with me, and the customer storms out fishless.)