(I am delivering oxygen to a new patient at their home. It is mid-summer and I am wearing a short sleeve work shirt. I have tattoos visible on both arms and hands as well as the front of my neck. I also have three piercings in each earlobe as well as my septum and three in my lower lip. There are all currently being filled by clear spacers. I also have shoulder-length hair, a long full beard, stand 6’4″, and am clearly a biker. Generally, patients are a little timid at first when they see me but once they speak to me they are generally more at ease with my appearance and demeanor.)
Me: “Will that be it for you today, ma’am?”
Woman: “Why don’t you have any religious tattoos?”
Me: “Pardon me, ma’am?”
Woman: “Why don’t you have any religious tattoos like the saints or scriptures?”
Me: “Well, I suppose because I don’t actively practice any religion, ma’am.”
Woman: “Those things might be acceptable if they were religious.”
Me: “I’ll agree to disagree, ma’am, but then I have to ask, why don’t you have any religious tattoos?”
Woman: “Because the bible says to alter your body’s appearance is a sin! Leviticus says it.”
Me: “I am somewhat familiar with the passages you are referring to, but if you believe that, then why would you ask why I don’t have any religious tattoos, when the bible says that tattoos are a sin?”
Woman: “Well, you are obviously going to go to Hell for your sins, but I thought if you had some scripture instead of those other things you might be forgiven and get to walk with Jesus.”
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