That’s An Uber-Long Drive
I am showing an older gentleman some features on his smartphone.
Customer: “I bought this phone from one of your stores in Florida.”
Me: “That’s cool. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I’m visiting, and I don’t have a car here, so my son told me to download the local taxi app.”
Me: “I can help you with downloading the app from the app store.”
I bring up the app store.
Me: “Did he say what the name of the app was?”
Customer: “Uber.”
Me: “Oh, I can see that you already have Uber installed.”
Customer: “Yes, I installed it in Florida.”
Me: “Ah, then you’re all set. Did you need help logging in and learning how to use it?”
Customer: “I know how to use it! I just need to download the local one.”
Me: “What do you mean by ‘the local one’?”
Customer: “The local Uber!”
Me: “Your Uber will work here.”
Customer: “But I downloaded that in Florida!”
Me: “Yes, but it will still work here.”
Customer: “Are you serious?!”
Me: “Yes, I’m serious!”
Customer: “And if I call a taxi right now, how many hours is it gonna take for the driver to get all the way to here from Florida, huh? You’re a whole lotta stupid, you know that?”
He grabbed his phone and stormed off.