Zinfandel Infidel
(I work at a rather expensive restaurant with an extensive wine list. I often have customers that claim to be “wine connoisseurs” and this table is no exception.)
Woman: “I’d like a Riesling, please.”
(I usually offer customers a taste first as our Riesling is on the dry side and most people are expecting something sweet.)
Woman: *trying sample* “Oh, no, I want something sweeter.”
Me: “We also have a dessert wine that is much sweeter.”
Woman: “No, I’ll just have a zinfandel instead.”
(I find this odd but I bring her a glass anyways.)
Me: “Here’s your wine.”
Woman: “This isn’t what I ordered.”
Me: “Yes, this is our house zinfandel.”
Woman: “Oh, I didn’t know they made a red zinfandel!”
(She ended up loving the wine though!)