(I work at a well-known coffee chain and we are moving from our current store down the road to a larger building. We have been advertising the move for months and told all our customers that we will be closing for one day to move all of our machines, etc. The front door is locked and has multiple signs on it staying that we are closed. In order for us to move machines out easily the side entrance is held open by a garbage can. All the machines and merchandise left in the store are scattered all over the dining area and counters.)
Customer: *approaches front door and pulls on it vigorously multiple times before realizing it is locked and walking around to the side entrance* “Can I have a medium iced coffee with extra cream?”
Manager: “I’m sorry, sir, we are closed today. We are in the middle of moving.” *waves arms around pointing to all the machines and merchandise*
Customer: “So I can’t have my coffee?”
Manager: “No, sir, we are closed and we do not have any coffee made or any machines to brew it.”
Customer: “Well, why doesn’t it say that you are closed anywhere?”
Manager: “With all due respect, sir, there are signs all over the front door and the machines and merchandise are scattered throughout the store.”
Customer: “Oh! I thought that meant only the front door was closed. Have a nice day!”
(We all stood there baffled and still laugh about it to this day! Unfortunately he wasn’t the only customer to come in asking for coffee!)