(I am working the returns desk after Christmas. Our company has a somewhat flexible return policy; you are allotted store credit if you do not have a receipt. However, you will be given credit worth the most recent sale price, since we have no way of knowing when the item was purchased.)
Customer: “I’d like to return this lamp.” *she places it violently on the counter*
Me: “Certainly! If I could just scan your receipt—”
Customer: “I don’t f****** have it.”
Me: *taken aback, but friendly* “Oh, that’s all right. I can give you store credit.”
(The customer nods sullenly. I process the return and tell her the total; around $18.)
Customer: “You’re s***ing me! I paid $20 for that lamp!”
Me: “Sorry. You’re right, it’s selling for $20 right now, but since you have no receipt, and we can’t tell when you purchased it or what you paid, you’re automatically given the most recent sale price, and this product was $2 off last week.”
Customer: “Well, that’s f****** bull-s***!” *she takes the lamp and storms out*
(Most people are just happy to get anything back at all without a receipt!)