In For A Penny…, Part 2
(I’ve been working as a pizza delivery driver for about two months, and I take pride in finding customers’ homes quickly and calling them if I don’t. This night, after going up and down a very dimly lit street looking for the house number for about ten minutes, after two trips past where the house should have been, I call the customer from my cell phone and get no answer. Finally, someone picks up.)
Customer: “Who the h*** is this and why the h*** do you keep calling me?!”
Me: “I’m terribly sorry. I’m from [Pizza Place] looking for [Customer]. Is this the right number?”
Customer: “Yeah. Where the f*** is my pizza?”
Me: “I’m having a little difficulty locating your house. I’m at the corner of [Street #1] and [Street #2]. Can you point me in the right direction?”
Customer: “It’s two blocks down. Can’t you f****** read?”
Me: “The street two blocks down is completely dark. Can you turn your light on for me?”
Customer: “Fine. Hurry the h*** up.”
(Five minutes later, I’m two blocks down, and still no lights. So I call again. Apparently seeing my number again, the customer comes outside.)
Me: “Here’s your pizza. The total is $24.99.”
Customer: *hands over $25* “So f****** expensive. You can keep the change as your tip.”
(Normally, I don’t have coin change on me. That night, I happened to have a penny in my pocket from where I’d picked it up off the floorboard of my car earlier. Before he could turn away, I dug in my pocket and slapped it on top of the pizza box.)
Me: “No, sir, you can keep it; you obviously need it more than I do.”
(Before he can answer, I turn away and get in my car. When I get back to the store, my manager calls me into the back.)
Manager: “I just got a phone call about you. Apparently you were rude and abusive to a customer?”
Me: *explains situation from beginning* “So, I told him he could keep the penny.”
Manager: *dies laughing* “Good for you! I’m putting him on the ‘do not deliver’ list. If he wants pizza he can come get it himself.”
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