The Story Isn’t Worthy Of The Magazine
(I work at a large supermarket chain which releases a new free magazine for customers each month which includes recipes as well as information about new products we sell and promotions we are running. The magazines are very popular and, as each store only gets a certain amount, and there is no limit to how many a customer can take, it’s not uncommon for us to run out before the month is over. This takes place the day the new magazine has come out.)
Customer #1: “I love these magazines! Would it be all right if I took three?”
Me: “You can have as many as you would like!”
Customer #1: “Awesome!” *jokingly* “I like to sell them on the black market!”
Me: *jokingly* “The trick is to wait until we run out, then you’ll make a killing!
(After Customer #1 has left, Customer #2 puts at least ten of the magazines in his bag.)
Customer #2: “I can’t believe idiots pay money for these! I can’t wait to make millions!”
Me: *laughs as I think he’s joking*
Customer #2: “I bet I can get at least $50 per magazine!”
(Out of morbid curiosity I later checked online. It turned out he tried to sell a free magazine online and got no bids. Clearly he thought free magazines would be a hot selling item at $50 plus $10 shipping each.)