Getting Under Your Skin
(I work at a popular makeup store doing people’s makeup and hair. A woman walks up to the counter and taps the table to get my attention.)
Me: “Hi! How can I help you today?”
Customer: “I need my makeup done for a date. I haven’t seen him in a while and I want to look different.”
Me: “What do you mean by different? ”
(I’m thinking that she means a hairstyle, so I begin to grab some of our booklets with the styles we offer.)
Customer: “Like your skin!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “What do you use to make it so brown? The tanning spray I use makes my skin look orange.”
Me: “This is my natural skin tone, ma’am.”
Customer: “Whatever, you don’t have to tell me. Just do my makeup. I don’t want to be late.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t do that.”
Customer: “Why not?”
Me: “I can’t change your natural skin tone; it’s not possible.”
Customer: “Fine! Screw you! If he doesn’t like how I look I’ll get you fired!”
Coworker: “Easy, Breezy, Colored girl.”