The Website Has Been Successfully Vetted
(It is a slow Wednesday at the grooming salon where I work. A car pulls into the parking lot and a woman gets down and pushes the door.)
Customer: “Oh, good. You’re open.”
Me: “Did you have an appointment?”
Customer: “No, but she’s really sick. I don’t know what to do.”
Me: “Oh, well, we’re not a vet, ma’am.”
Customer: “You’re not?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “But my grandma told me to bring her here. She said you have a vet here.”
Me: “But we don’t.”
Customer: “Well it says on your website that you do!”
Me: “No, we don’t.”
Customer: “Well, it says on your website, so y’all need to change that.”
(I checked the website just in case, even though I already knew it says no such thing, and I was just confused as to where she got this information. I hope her dog was okay because she didn’t seem too bright.)