Your Order Is Falling Flat
(I am talking to a friend, who is telling a story about a flatbread sandwich they had recently that wasn’t so great. I go up to the counter at the fast food restaurant we’re in to order an egg and bagel sandwich.)
Cashier: “Good morning, what can I get for you?”
Me: “Good morning. Can I get a flatbread egg sandwich with a side of hash browns?”
Cashier: *thinks for a minute* “You want the egg white flatbread sandwich with hash browns?”
(I haven’t picked up on my error.)
Me: *confused* “That’s not what I said. I would like the flatbread egg sandwich. Why are you saying egg white flatbread sandwich?”
Cashier: *confused* “That’s the only flatbread egg sandwich we have on the menu.”
Me: *extremely confused* “Well, I know that’s your only flatbread sandwich, but I don’t want a flatbread sandwich.”
(At this point, my friend has been laughing the whole time and steps in.)
Friend: “Sorry, she wants a BAGEL and egg sandwich with hash browns.”
Me: “That’s what I said, right?”
Friend: “No. You kept saying ‘flatbread’.”
Me: “Really? Oh, wow, that explains why that exchange was so confusing. I’m sorry about that!”
Cashier: “All right, one BAGEL and egg sandwich with hash browns. Your total is $3.65.”
Me: *hands her $5* “Just keep the change. I think you deserve a small tip for that.”
(My friend poked fun at me a little bit more and when the cashier handed me my order, she emphasized that it was on a BAGEL.)