Fits Most Brains But Not Theirs
(It is the holidays and I am working layaway. The mad rush has just died down. Our layaway department is adjacent to the clothing section. A woman approaches the layaway counter.)
Customer: “Excuse me? Can you help me with something?”
Me: “Sure. What is it?”
Customer: “Can you tell me what size these gloves are?”
(She places the gloves on the counter. I pick them up and inspect the tag, noticing it says “OSFM.”)
Me: “It says ‘One size fits most.'”
Customer: “So would they fit someone who is a medium?”
Me: *staring blankly* “Uh, well, it is one size fits most.”
Customer: “So would they fit a medium?”
(At this point I am internally yelling at this woman. How the h*** do you not realize that one size fits most would most likely fit someone who wears a medium size?)
Me: “One size fits most.”
Customer: “Right. So would they fit a medium?”
(This continues for a few minutes, and she is clearly not understanding.)
Me: “Yes, one size fits most would fit a medium.”
Customer: “Okay.”
(As she walked away, I banged my head against the register a few times.)