Behaved Without Cockroach Reproach
(I work with a few other people at the front desk of a suite-based hotel. It’s vacation season, and the lobby is super busy. A girl who looks about 17 comes in and bee-lines for the concierge.)
Coworker: “Hello, miss, how can I help you today?”
Girl: “Uh, there’s a problem in our suite.”
Coworker: “I’m sorry to hear that. What seems to be the matter?”
(The girl glances around, leans across the counter, and beckons [Coworker] towards her. She says something to him in a very low tone, and he immediately goes pale.)
Coworker: *leaning back* “Oh, wow! I am so sorry you have to deal with that. We will take care of that right away. Is there anything I can do for you or family in the meantime?”
Girl: *at a normal volume* “Nah, don’t worry about it. I took care of most of it. Just thought you ought to know before you get anyone else in. Take care!”
(She turns and leaves.)
Me: “What was that all about?”
Coworker: “Only the chillest guest ever.” *lowers voice to whisper* “She wanted to tell me that she found some cockroaches in their room and that we should take care of it before we rent the suite out to anyone else.”
Me: “Are they asking us to comp them on the suite?”
Coworker: “She isn’t even asking to be moved! Said they’re checking out tomorrow, anyway!”
Me: *stunned silence*
Coworker: “I’m going to go make her a basket.”
(We have gift baskets with candy bars, snacks, and coupons to various local businesses and restaurants for VIPs. With all the unreasonable complaints we get, it was MIND-BLOWING for someone to come in with a legitimate issue like that without getting angry or making any demands. We still thank our lucky stars that someone that polite got the room with cockroaches. And yes, we immediately scheduled an appointment to have the room treated after they left.)