Well, Aren’t You Special

| | Right | February 5, 2009

Me: “Thank you for calling **** Pizza, how can I help you?”

Customer: “My order was just delivered, and it was wrong.”

Me: “Okay sir, I’m very sorry about that. What was the problem?”

Customer: “I ordered a 20 ounce drink with my order.”

Me: “And you didn’t get it?”

Customer: “No, I got a 2 liter drink.”

Me: “Sir… 2 liters is more than 20 ounces. I think most people would be happy to get more than what they paid for.”

Customer: “WELL, I’M NOT MOST PEOPLE!”

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Superman Goes Shopping

| | Right | February 5, 2009

(In my store, it’s store policy to check credit cards for signatures; if they’re not signed, we must see ID.)

Me: “May I see your card, please?”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “Your card is not signed sir, and I have to check IDs if there’s no signature.”

Customer: “I know it’s not signed, and it’s not going to be signed.”

Me: “That’s fine, sir – I just have to check your ID then.”

Customer: “Here.” *shows ID*

Me: “Okay, thank you – sign the machine please.”

Customer: “How do you know that’s me in the ID? He has glasses on and I don’t.”

Me: “Sir, it looks like you.”

Customer: “But I don’t have glasses on.”

Me: “Okay then – I’m sorry, but this isn’t valid proof of ID. I can’t take it, which means you can’t use this card.”

Customer: “Oh, well – it’s me, I was just trying to help you out.”

Me: “I’m sorry sir, but you have convinced me otherwise. I cannot take it.”

Customer: “What? It’s me!”

Me: “I know…it’s you. I was just trying to help you out.”

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They Might Want A See A Doctor About That

| | Right | February 4, 2009

Elderly Female Customer: “Hello I’m lookin for DVDs by Andre Rieu. Can you help me?”

Me: “Sure… we have Andre just here on this end rack, then we have him in this stand as well. And we also have a huge section of him in our Easy Listening section, but if head that way, give me a yell and I’ll help you out.”

Elderly Female Customer: “My, you have a lot of him, don’t you?”

Me: “Yes, he’s rather popular at the moment. Are you going to his tour?”

Elderly Female Customer: “Yes, I got my ticket first. Most of my friends like him as well. Well, except for two… but they don’t have souls.”

Me: “…”

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Why Hello, Pheven

| | Right | February 4, 2009

Me: “I’m here to help, sir. Now, can I start with your name?”

Caller: “Yeah. It’s Steven.”

Me: “Is that ‘Steven’ with a V, or ‘Stephen’ with a PH?”

Caller: “No, it’s Steven with an S, idiot!”

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Customer Of The Week: Pure Evil

| | Right | February 4, 2009

Customer Of The Week:  Good Help
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