You Get No Credit For Cheating
(I manage a station for a national grocery chain. I am trying to process a lady’s credit card so she can buy some gas.)
Me: “I’m sorry, but your credit card had been declined.”
Woman: “That’s not right; there is over $50,000 in that account.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but the card has been declined. I ran it twice.”
Woman: “I demand that you stop pushing the decline button and approve my gas.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but you need to contact your bank to see why it declined your card.”
Woman: *in a very loud tone* “I DEMAND THAT YOU PUSH THE APPROVE BUTTON IMMEDIATELY! I HAVE OVER 50K IN THAT ACCOUNT, SO YOU NEED TO PUSH THE APPROVE BUTTON IMMEDIATELY!”
Me: “I’m sorry, there is nothing more I can do.”
Woman: “I’M LATE FOR WORK BECAUSE OF THIS! I’M GOING TO GO TALK TO YOUR BOSS, AND IN APPROXIMATELY 30 MINUTES YOU WILL BE FIRED FOR REJECTING MY 50K CREDIT CARD!”
Me: “I apologize for the inconvenience.”
Woman: “YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR REJECTING MY CREDIT CARD!”
(She stormed off and I never saw her again. A regular that knew the woman told me that she’d had her money cut off by her husband because she had been cheating on him.)
This story is part of our Cheaters roundup!