Right Fred Said

(I recently told my sister about a crush I have on a guy named Frank. I’m a girl. Note that I’m a fantasy geek, while my sister loves musicals and acting.)

Sister: “So how’s your crush doing? Fred, right?”

Me: “Its Frank. Not a prankster wizard (Fred Weasley), or an annoying princess (Fred, aka Winifred, from the musical Once Upon a Mattress)! Though I’ll admit Fred is kinda cute.”

Sister: “Which one, the wizard or the princess?”

Me: “I think it’s obvious.”

Sister: “Huh?”

Me: “Fred Weasley… really, [Sister]?”