Riddles In The Dark Knight
(I am a petite, late twenties woman; the guest is at least fifty years old, if not that young.)
Guest: “Riddle me this.”
Me: “Okay, Batman.”
(The guest stops and stares a moment:)
Guest: “Wow, if I wasn’t already married, I’d take you home…” *awkward pause* “…as my daughter!” *asks his question and leaves*
Me: *to coworker* “I’m sorta glad he added that last part, because that was really creepy!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?