Rhyme And Punishment
Bosses/Owners/Managers, Coworkers, England, Office, Revolting, Rude & Risque, UK, Wordplay | Working
| April 24, 2026
The people in my office, all aged twenty-five and over, aren’t the most mature bunch.
Coworker #1: “Eww! Who farted!”
Coworker #2: “He who smelt it, dealt it.”
Coworker #1: “Really? What are you, nine?”
Coworker #2: “Fart rules!”
Coworker #1: “Well, he who said the rhyme did the crime.”
Coworker #2: “He who articulated it, particulated it.”
Coworker #1: “Whoever started it sh*rted it.”
Boss: “Okay, that’s enough, you two. Back to work. [Coworker #1], stop farting in the office.”
Coworker #1: “What?! It wasn’t me!”
Boss: “The one who denied it supplied it.”
Coworker #1: “…”
Everyone got back to work after that. No one knew who provided the raspberry tart.
