Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Pink
(I get a call from a client about a wedding package I am designing.)
Me: “Hello! Have you finalized your color scheme?”
Client: “Well, no.” *begins sobbing* “We had a fight, and I called off the wedding. I don’t need the invitations.”
Me: “Ah. I’m very sorry to hear this, ma’am. I’ll waive my fees. Don’t worry about paying me.”
Client: “No, I’ll pay for your work. I was wondering if you could change the text, though.”
Me: “To what?”
Client: “It has to say ‘You’re Invited To [Ex-Fiance’s] Funeral.’ And I’m thinking a hideously bright pink.”
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