Return Of The Autons!

, , , | Right | November 15, 2019

(We have new mannequins that are bolted to heavy bases. They’re cumbersome to carry, as they separate at the waist. Finally, an employee just moves them by pushing their legs from a squatted position. He is moving them this way past a half-wall display when he hears a scream from the other side.)

Customer: “The mannequins are walking! They’re alive!”

(…which is when he realized he was hunched down out of sight. The poor customer!)

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