Retiring From The Dating Game
(Earlier that weekend, I’d been to a symphony concert and been chatted up by a man. I’m single and 34, so this is of great interest to friends.)
Friend #1: “How was your weekend?”
Friend #2: “Oooh! Did you tell them about your retired guy?”
(The guy had mentioned that he’d recently retired from the Air Force.)
Me: “[Friend #2]! That makes him sound so old.”
Friend #3: “It can happen after a few years if they don’t re-enlist.”
Me: “Yeah, but she’s making it sound like I’d marry him for his Social Security check!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?