Rescued From A Life Of Deliciousness

Customer: “I want some of these coffee beans, but I want them as a powder.”

Me: “Yes, we can grind them here for you if you like.”

Customer: “But will it hurt the beans?”

Me: “Well, it won’t affect the beans in any way. It will still be the same coffee, if that’s what you mean?”

Customer: “No, I mean will it HURT the beans?”

Me: “Well… they’re coffee beans, so I don’t think they can actually feel any pain.”

Customer: “But you aren’t 100% sure on that… I think I’ll leave it, then.”

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