Reschedule Your Attitude

(There is a paper schedule that is put on the clipboard each week that is the schedule for the following week. Coworker #1 is mad because he has just been called in; he was supposed to have been in earlier that day.)

Coworker #1:  “How was I supposed to know when I was to come in?! They should have it written down somewhere!”

Coworker #2: “You mean like… a schedule?”

(The first coworker was not too pleased with my second coworker but I believe the rest of us liked her answer!)