Requires A Walking Carpet
(I’m working in the stockroom when a delivery truck arrives. Management needs to be notified, and since I don’t have a walkie-talkie, I call out to my coworkers. The doughnut vendor overhears.)
Me: “Hey, does anybody have a walkie? The truck’s here.”
Doughnut Vendor: “Why do you need a Wookie?”
(Makes Wookie noises at me.)
Me: “A Jawa or an Ewok would work, too.”
Question of the Week
What’s the kindest act you’ve ever experienced?