Requires A Walking Carpet

| Working | September 30, 2014

(I’m working in the stockroom when a delivery truck arrives. Management needs to be notified, and since I don’t have a walkie-talkie, I call out to my coworkers. The doughnut vendor overhears.)

Me: “Hey, does anybody have a walkie? The truck’s here.”

Doughnut Vendor: “Why do you need a Wookie?”

(Makes Wookie noises at me.)

Me: “A Jawa or an Ewok would work, too.”

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