Replace Your Girl And She’ll Have Kittens

(We have been married for over 20 years, and have just adopted a kitten. She is supposed to be my kitten, but she became really attached to my husband. I am getting ready for bed, and my husband gets into bed first. When I go to lie down, who do I see but the kitten, curled up on my pillow, purring up a storm. When I reach for the blankets, she gives me the stink-eye.)

Me: “It finally happened; you replaced me with someone younger and cuter!”