Repeating Yourself Like A Headless Chicken

, , , , | Right | October 4, 2018

(I work at a popular chicken restaurant. We currently have a special where there are several different meals that are $5 each. While working at the drive-thru I encounter a nightmare of a customer.)

Me: “Thanks for choosing [Restaurant]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I’d like two of the five-dollar meals!”

Me: “Okay, which ones would you like?”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Which five-dollar meals would you like?”

Customer: “Coleslaw and a soda with both.”

Me: “Okay, but which one did you want? We have the breast, the thigh and leg, and the three tenders.”

Customer: “THE CHICKEN ONE!”

Me: “But which one?! We have the one-piece breast, leg and thigh, and three tenders.”

Customer: “Yeah, that’s fine!”

Me: “Okay, pull around to the window.”

(My coworkers were laughing hysterically in the background as I banged my head on the counter in frustration.)

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