Rent Can Be Painful These Days

| Right | July 20, 2017

Me: “Thank you for calling [Complex]. This is [My Name] speaking! How may I help you?”

Caller: “Well, honey, I’ve got to schedule an appointment.”

Me: “Okay, great! Are you a current tenant or are you looking for a new apartment?”

Caller: “Uh… which ever one hurts less.”

Me: “Pardon me?”

Caller: “Well, it’s just time for my yearly mammogram, and they usually don’t feel too good.”

Me: “Ma’am, this is an apartment complex… I believe you have the wrong number.”

Caller: “Are you sure?”

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