Remember These Moments Like Tears In Rain

(My English lit teacher and my philosophy teacher have the cutest bromance ever; their classrooms are next to each other and they keep the windows open so one person can hear the other, and more often than not they’ll have conversations by shouting out the window to the other person. Recently we were on the topic of comparing ‘Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?’ to its movie adaptation, ‘Blade Runner.’)

Lit Teacher: “Hey, [Philosophy Teacher], would you ever have sex with a robot?”

Philosophy Teacher: “Only if the robot was hot!”

(Little did they know, the principal comes out of the corridor of the floor below us and he hears everything.)

Principal: *shouting* “Stop talking about robot sex and get back to teaching, you two!”