Relatives Can Be Handy

(I’m visiting my family for a holiday. The whole family is relaxing on the lounge. My sister is massaging my husband’s head, which is what I’d be doing if I wasn’t playing a computer game with one hand and the other around my husband.)

Sister: “Do you mind if I massage his head?”

Me: “I don’t mind if you do that. I would do that if I had a third hand.”

Sister: “I am your third hand!”

My Husband: “Once removed… on your mother’s side.”