Relatives Are Relative

(I’m Korean and my family is obviously white. I was adopted as an infant and neither of my two older brothers ever think much of it. The oldest is early 20s, the other is 20, and I’m just shy of 18. The oldest is generally extremely embarrassing in public and is rather eccentric.)

Brother #1: *does another embarrassing thing*

Me & Brother #2: *walk away really fast*

Me: “I don’t know him.”

Brother #1: “Sister, where are you going?!”

Me: “I REALLY don’t know him and I’m not related to him at all.”

Brother #2: “I wish I could say the same.”

(We do love him, though.)