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Adopting A Sense Of Humor

| Related | December 28, 2011

(My little brother is lamenting how different he is from everyone else in the family.)

Little brother: “Dad, was I adopted?”

Dad: “Yes, but they brought you back.”

Mothers Hate Toilet Humor

| Related | December 28, 2011

(My dad purchases a new plunger, and is in the bathroom telling my mom how to use it.)

Dad: *sarcastically* “You know, for the new plunger, you have to pull the handle out before you can use it.”

Mom: “I know how to use a plunger.”

Sister: “Are you sure? You know you’ve got to put it in the toilet, right? And then push.”

Me: “And then pull.”

Sister: “And then push.”

Me: “And then pull.”

Sister: “And then push.”

Me: “And then pull.”

Sister: “And then you’ve got to take it out of the toilet before you sit down.”

(Dad starts cracking up.)

Mom: “I hate all of you.”

Like Son, Like Father, Part 2

| Related | December 27, 2011

(We are gathered around an otter exhibit at the aquarium.)

Father: “What’s the otter’s name?”

Son: “Buddy!”

Father: “You call everybody ‘Buddy’, buddy!”


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Are You Game For Booty-Shaking

| Related | December 27, 2011

Mother:Wheel of FortuneDeal or No Deal…what other game shows does daddy like?”

Child: “Shake your booty!”

Father: *laughs* “I haven’t seen that one. Sounds like an after-hours show!”

One Mother To Rule Them All

| Related | December 27, 2011

(We are sitting around the dinner table eating as a family.)

Dad: *clearly thinking something* “I like… I like movies.”

Brother: “Okay?”

Dad: “I like movies… like Lord of the Rings.”

Mom: “Jim… no you don’t.”

Dad: *shrugging* “I know.”