His Argument Holds Water
(I had recently just dropped my phone in the toilet, and put it in a tub of rice to try to dry it out.)
Mom: *joking* “So, are you going to eat that rice after your phone is dry?”
Dad: “I would eat it.”
Me: “Yeah. It might taste a little metallic, though.”
Dad: “Or toilet-y.”
Me: “…I don’t think I’m going to eat the rice.”
Dad: “…yeah, I draw the line at toilet.”