He’s Gone Coco-Nuts
(We are at a family reunion, and my 97-year-old great-grandfather is questioning one of his sons (my great-uncle) about the desserts available.)
Grandpa: “So, what kind of pies are there?”
Uncle: “There’s a chocolate one and a coconut one.”
Grandpa: “So, there’s coconut?”
Uncle: “Yes, there’s coconut and chocolate.”
Grandpa: “Is there chocolate?”
Uncle: “Yes.”
Grandpa: “And coconut?”
Uncle: “Dad, there’s a chocolate pie and a coconut pie.”
Grandpa: “But there’s coconut, right?”
Uncle: ”Yes!”
Grandpa: “Well, I want chocolate. I hate coconut!”
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