Mothers Hate Toilet Humor

| New York, USA | Related | December 28, 2011

(My dad purchases a new plunger, and is in the bathroom telling my mom how to use it.)

Dad: *sarcastically* “You know, for the new plunger, you have to pull the handle out before you can use it.”

Mom: “I know how to use a plunger.”

Sister: “Are you sure? You know you’ve got to put it in the toilet, right? And then push.”

Me: “And then pull.”

Sister: “And then push.”

Me: “And then pull.”

Sister: “And then push.”

Me: “And then pull.”

Sister: “And then you’ve got to take it out of the toilet before you sit down.”

(Dad starts cracking up.)

Mom: “I hate all of you.”

One Mother To Rule Them All

| Hudsonville, MI, USA | Related | December 27, 2011

(We are sitting around the dinner table eating as a family.)

Dad: *clearly thinking something* “I like…I like movies.”

Brother: “Okay?”

Dad: “I like movies…like Lord of the Rings.”

Mom: “Jim…no you don’t.”

Dad: *shrugging* “I know.”

Like Son, Like Father, Part 2

| Monterey, CA, USA | Related | December 27, 2011

(We are gathered around an otter exhibit at the aquarium.)

Father: “What’s the otter’s name?”

Son: “Buddy!”

Father: “You call everybody ‘Buddy’, buddy!”

 

Are You Game For Booty-Shaking

| Napa, CA, USA | Related | December 27, 2011

Mother:Wheel of FortuneDeal or No Deal…what other game shows does daddy like?”

Child: “Shake your booty!”

Father: *laughs* “I haven’t seen that one. Sounds like an after-hours show!”

Out Of State, Out Of Mind, Part 2

, , | Florida, USA | Related | December 26, 2011

(My brother has just came back from vacation in Virginia. Our sister-in-law, who is 20, sees him pull out cash to pay for the airport parking.)

Sister-in-law: “You switched your Virginia money back to Florida money already?”

 

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