(One summer day, my 13-year-old sister wanders into the living room, where I am watching ‘The Patriot’ on TV. She joins me and watches quietly for about ten minutes.)
Sister: “Wait, what war is this?”
Me: “What?”
Sister: “What war is this? Is this the Civil War?”
Me: “It’s the Revolutionary War.”
Sister: “Oh. I thought it was the Civil War. You know, the Blue and the Red?”
Me: “The Civil War was the Blue and the Grey.”
Sister: “Oh.”
(Another few minutes go by.)
Sister: Who did we fight in the Revolutionary War?”
Me: “Um… The British.”
Sister: “Oh.”
(Another few minutes.)
Sister: “Where are the British from? Britland?”