Enough To Put You Into A Vegetative State

| Sammamish, WA, USA | Related | January 31, 2012

(My parents lived in Belgium for a year, just before I was born.)

Me: “You know, I really don’t like brussel sprouts.”

Dad: “Well, you were conceived in Brussels. So, you’re sort of a brussel sprout yourself.”

Not Always Related: Windows Phone 7 App

| Windows Phone 7 | Related | January 30, 2012

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In-Tents Humor Is Worthless Without The Perfect Pitch

| Rochester, NY, USA | Related | January 30, 2012

(My mother and I are driving and talking about what to do for our next family vacation.)

Me: “I think we should go camping. I love extreme vacations.”

Mother: “How is camping extreme?”

Me: “Because it is an in-tents vacation!”

(Long silence.)

Me: “Ha! I am such a wit!”

Mother: “Well, you’re half right.”

Some Mothers Just Don’t Cut It

| USA | Related | January 30, 2012

(When I was around 6 years old, my mom cut my hair really short. One day, I was being watched after school by a family friend. I am coming down the stairs with the friend’s son when my mom arrives.)

Mom: “Who is that adorable little boy coming down your stairs?”

Family friend: “Uh, that would be your daughter.”

The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together

| Fresno, CA, USA | Related | January 30, 2012

(My mother and I are huge crime show fans. As a result, we’re very excited
about a new TV network, which has ads featuring people seeing the world in
forensic/crime terms.)

Me: *holding up a 2 pound roll of paper* “I don’t see art supplies. I see an improvised weapon!”

(My mom starts laughing.)

Me: “And, no evidence, cause it would burn cleanly!”

Mom: “You have learned well, young one. Now, just keep your face down and away from the cameras.”

Me: “That’s what the black-hoodie spattered with meat juices and bleach is
for!”

Related (from NotAlwaysRomantic):
The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 2
The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together

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