(I am 23, but I have a niece who is 16. I am taking her to lunch.)
Niece: “Do you like [popular brand of shoes]?”
Me: “I don’t own any, but yeah I like them. I’ve heard they’re really comfortable.”
Niece: “I don’t. They’re so hipster. And hipster is becoming mainstream. And I hate mainstream. I’m like an anti-hipster-hipster.”
Me: “I don’t think that makes sense.”
Niece: “Sure it does!”
(We pass by an intersection with two Americanized Mexican food restaurants.)
Niece: “You know what is a bad place to eat?”
(She names a local authentic Mexican Food restaurant.)
Niece: “It tastes too Mexican.”
Me: “So, let me get this straight. You’re an anti-hipster-hipster who doesn’t like her Mexican food to taste too much like Mexican food?”
Niece: “Exactly! I’m so glad you understand!”